Celebrity
Celebrity relationships it’s either sink or swim (pretty much like the rest of us). They have it harder with the spotlight that airs out their dirty laundry. Only a few celebrity marriages seem to have a chance of longevity. So why are we shocked when a celebrity couple calls it quits. Seriously? Fame and fortune often leads to indulgence.
Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger
He married a Kennedy. She married Mr. Universe. He knocked up the housekeeper. They had a love child. Scorned wife went on YouTube and boo-hooed it to the world.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher
Ashton often spoke of his undying love for Demi. Well, it died when he corkscrewed a blonde. Demi bent to screw him in court for a pay out (or at least sweat out).
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries
Didn’t she have a fairytale $1 million dollar wedding? The wedding lasted longer than the marriage. Kim called it quits after 72 days.
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony
Finally, J-Lo settled down long enough to have twins. She found her prince. However in the end, he was just a toad.
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds
Marriage lasted only two years but in dog years, that’s two decades. He’s hot. She’s hot. Now they’re both single and hot.
Robyn Denise Moore and Mel Gibson
Divorce we all saw on the horizon. What’s the shocker? Robyn gets $425 million in settlement! Married before prenuptial agreements became popular. No one cried a river for Gibson.
Katy Perry and Russell Brand
Filed for divorce on the last day of 2011. They looked happy. Smiled a lot together. Maybe Katy would rather “Kiss a Girl.” (You know, she might like it.)
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